Starting Our Family

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Guess I Wrote Too Soon

on August 5, 2013


I guess I wrote today’s previous blog too soon.  I now have a symptom- cramps.  They could be period cramps or implantation cramps.  No doubt blood will follow soon but that could be period blood or implantation bleeding.  Ugh, FML- the same symptom could be 2 totally different outcomes.  I really think Mother Nature should have more of a distinction between “Yay you’re pregnant” and “go buy some tampons you fucking losers!”   

I’m half tempted to go buy a home pregnancy test but in the past I would lay out the money for the most expensive test and would undoubtably get my period on the way home from the pharmacy.  Mother Nature is a sick fuck!  She likes to whore around with Murphy and his evil twin Law.  You know the one who disguises himself as a waiter and brings the meal you’ve been waiting 2 hours for as soon as you go to the bathroom and then its cold when you get back.  Yup, Mother Nature, Murphy and Law are writing the script for their next grotesque porn called Golden Shower and I don’t want to land the leading role.  No peeing on anything for me!


2 responses to “Guess I Wrote Too Soon

  1. hope says:

    I think it is a great sign. It seems too early to get your period, especially with all the progesterone. you are 7dpt? I got cramps around then too. It seemed too late for implantation cramping and I was worried. But, got a positive HPT a few days later. Wishing you the best!

  2. Dipitie says:

    Oh, don’t I know about Mother Nature’s cruel jokes. However, my only symptom during my first pregnancy was a strange cramp in my belly. Sending you hope and positive thoughts xoxo

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